There are two ways to read the NYPD's decision to put
"Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect" on the side of their
vehicles. They're either wholly out of touch or - which I
prefer - have a brilliant satirist in their image department
Sunday, 25 May 2014
An angry off-duty policeman, a rainy night - and why the suburbs are coming for your bike lane
It was 8.30pm on Friday and I was battling my way home from Greenpoint, at Brooklyn’s northern tip, through a thunderstorm of the kind that reminds one New York’s weather arrives partly from the tropics. I’d just got south of the
on Williamsburg Bridge Kent Avenue when, looking ahead, I could
see there was a car parked blocking most of the bike lane.
I naively assumed for a moment that perhaps the driver had made a mistake. Perhaps, despite the clear markings, in the torrential rain the driver just hadn’t spotted the bike lane.
Instead, I was about to discover an almost beautifully distilled summary of what remains wrong with attitudes to cycling and road law enforcement in
New York City.
Some of those attitudes are peculiar to this big, crazy malfunction of a
metropolis, while others are frustratingly widespread across the industrialised
world. Cyclists, according to this attitude, are an odd, fringe group whose
concerns needn’t be taken seriously.
But that’s putting the cart of theorising before the horse of anecdotal evidence.
The car stood out because it was so obviously in the wrong place. The parking spaces along
Avenue are all in the road, while a two-way bike
lane runs along the kerb. The car’s headlights were glaring back at me, through
the rain, more or less right in my path. Every other car for blocks was neatly
parked outside the bike lane. As I approached, I expressed my irritation by
waving to the motorist to move. It was a waste of effort. Even so, I might have
said nothing if the motorist had not, as I rode slowly past in the remaining
portion of the southbound bike lane, rolled down his window and said something,
which I didn’t catch, but sounded abusive.
The insolence of the gesture switched me into “Invisible Visible Avenger” mode. I rapped sharply on the now-closed window and told the driver, “Shift! You’re in the bike lane.”
When the window rolled down again, the face looking back at me was a man, probably in his thirties, solidly built and wearing a baseball cap. He looked unimpressed with being asked to move.
“I’ll park wherever I want,” he replied.
“It’s illegal,” I said. “You’re blocking the bike lane.”
His reply alone would make a fascinating blogpost on its own – and certainly a fascinating contribution to Sarah Goodyear’s recent piece for the Atlantic Cities about cycling and masculinity.
“I’m picking up my baby,” he said. There was a child in a car seat in the back.
“What’s more important – my baby or your faggot-assed bike?”
The weight of his cultural assumptions was suddenly crashing and swirling around inside my head as frantically as the rain was lashing down outside it. There was the tone of injured innocence, so typical of a certain kind of self-righteous motorist. “I’m trying to go about my life the way normal, respectable people do,” he seemed to be telling me. “Yet here you, cyclist, are trying to intrude and ruin it.”
The assumptions behind the “faggot-assed bike” comment are even more breathtaking. He was driving a Dodge Avenger – a mid-size sedan with a more powerful than normal engine and an aggressive look. The car was an embodiment of his assumption that real men drive fast, aggressive cars. I, in my human-powered earnestness, represented weakness so transgressive as not to be fully male. My behaviour was so strange that even my bicycle suddenly assumed a sexual orientation.
And, of course, his attitude was turning this into a battle of wills, which I wasn’t prepared to lose.
“What’s important is that you’re blocking the bike lane,” I told him. “Look. I can call the police if you like.”
It was a bluff, based on my knowledge that no NYPD officer would deal with a call about a driver's obstructing a bike lane, particularly in a thunderstorm. But it opened up a whole new front in the battle.
“Call the police if you like,” he said, grabbing a sheaf of papers from his dashboard and shoving them towards me. They bore the logo of the New York Police Department and looked like some internal police directory. “This is the police right here.”
It would be reasonable to ask at this point why I believed him to be a police officer. Suffice it to say that I had a run-in once in
London with someone who
claimed to be a Metropolitan Police community support officer. His claim never
rang true and, sure enough, when I complained to the police they said he was
nothing to do with them.
The arrogance, self-confidence and sense of entitlement of the Angry Avenger Driver of Kent Avenue struck me as far more convincing.
It would be still more sensible to ask why, faced with a homophobic, cyclist-hating police officer who thinks his role entitles him to break the law, I didn’t cut my losses and leave. That, I imagine, is how a more balanced, contented person might have behaved.
Yet by now the Invisible Visible Avenger was in sole charge.
“What’s your badge number?” I asked.
“You got room to pass, don’t you?” he asked. “I ain’t stoppin’ you.”
“Are you a police officer?”
“Yes, I am. You shouldn’t be riding in the rain.”
“Tell me your badge number.”
“Stop ridin’ in the rain.”
“What’s your badge number?”
“I don’t have to tell you shit.”
It was the last I heard from him. Silently, recognising reason wouldn’t work, I strode over to a nearby wall, leaned my bike against it and started to get my camera out of my pannier bag. Recognising, I suppose, that his bosses might take a dim view of discovering his views on a whole range of matters, the officer made off into the dark, rainy night. My sole sliver of victory was that I’d got him out of the bike lane. I felt far less fearful than after some previous confrontations with recalcitrant motorists.
But, as I headed on homeward, water squelching in my waterlogged shoes, I felt depressed. The previous morning, I’d been delighted as I rode to work to see a police officer ticketing a driver parked in the bike lane on Jay St in downtown Brooklyn and had shouted my thanks to him. The Kent Avenue encounter made me think that other reports I heard last week – of the police ticketing cyclists for relatively harmless breaches of Prospect Park’s one-way rules, for example – were more representative of current police attitudes.
The officer’s self-righteousness bothered me most. The comment about how I shouldn’t be riding in the rain suggested a strong underlying assumption that cycling was a trivial, leisure activity while driving a car was the serious act of a responsible person. Illegal driving consequently trumped perfectly legal cycling.
My mind went back to when two City of
police officers stopped me in London,
accusing me of cycling dangerously by squeezing past their vehicle. They and
other motorists had been illegally blocking an intersection where I had the
light. In both that and Friday’s incident, there was the sense that the police
officers, in their car, were implicitly the responsible grown-ups.
The officer’s arrogant assertion of his right to park wherever he liked spoke to something similar to the previous day’s ticket blitz in
. The traffic rules for some police
officers seem unimportant on their own terms – as a means to prevent people’s
being harmed – but a series of traps, like the Russian tax code. They’re there to
use as a stick to beat whatever group one wants to beat today or to fill up an
unfilled quota of tickets. Prospect Park
The proliferation on New York City cars of stickers showing the driver’s allegiance to this or that police benevolent association – lucky charms to ward off the evil eye of an arbitrary traffic stop – suggests others share my perception of police attitudes.
Not that, for me, the consequences were ultimately important. As a middle-aged white professional, I’m self-evidently a poor target for a harassment arrest. Had I been a younger black or Hispanic man, I would probably have made off the moment I realised I was dealing with the police.
Blacks, Hispanics, gays and many other minority groups face far worse than cyclists generally do at the hands of the NYPD. I’m certainly in a far better position than the 28-year-old mentally ill man who used to live round the corner from me. After he stabbed – but only lightly wounded – his uncle, the police pumped seven bullets into him, killing him.
Yet I don’t think it’s a stretch to see in the dismissive attitude of police in
London and New York to cyclists’ complaints a symptom
of the disconnect between police and policed. In both cities, officers live in
outlying, suburban areas where car use is a symbol of a certain kind of
conventional respectability. It’s not hard to imagine such officers are
fundamentally at odds with much of the reality of the urban life they’re policing, from casual, harmless use of illegal drugs to rising levels of
Both cities’ residents have fought long battles with their police forces – over their racism, their homophobia, their sense they’re above the law. Yawning gaps persist between police and public attitudes. This year in
started with bold declarations about eradicating road deaths. I arrived home on
Friday discouraged, feeling that some of the police who should be helping towards that goal are part of the problem rather than the solution.
Sunday, 11 May 2014
An unbridgeably wide road, a rush hour jam - and why I won't be leaving for the suburbs
As the bus carrying me and a group of other journalists and analysts pulled up to the Troy Marriott hotel near
Detroit last Monday night, I started doing
what any self-respecting professional traveller would have done – looking for
enticing dinner options. In an unpromising area, the only alternative I could
see to the hotel’s own restaurant was a sports bar – imaginatively named “Champps”
– just across Big Beaver Road.
While it seemed unlikely to be a hidden gourmand treat, it seemed more enticing
once I’d seen the hotel restaurant’s prices and depressing beer range.
|Champps: enticing - sort-of - amid limited circumstances|
Yet I ended up all three nights of my stay trooping down to the hotel’s restaurant and ordering mediocre, absurdly-priced food ($29 for a pork porterhouse cooked so that it’s almost impossible to cut, anyone?) rather than venturing out. Closer examination revealed that, while Champps was close geographically, without a car it might as well be in the next state. There was no pedestrian crossing to take me across
Big Beaver Road’s
six lanes of high-speed traffic. Big Beaver
Road did have sidewalks, unlike some suburban American streets (or stroads, as such highway streets are sometimes known). But they were cut off from the road and appeared built on the
principle that pedestrians walk only in straight lines. Champps didn’t look
worth the risk of a dash across the traffic.
My near-yet-far experience with dinner options opened my eyes to how comprehensively some suburban areas of the
US – and, to a
lesser extent, some European countries too – are built around transport by car.
I fully understood for the first time how oppressive the sheer lack of choice
in such areas is. It made me appreciate how, whatever my gripes about London in the past and New York at present, I’ve at least lived in
places that offer some transport freedom of choice.
|Big Beaver Road: would you risk crossing?|
Of course, many Americans would say I’m showing my East Coast elitist or European thought patterns by viewing such conditions as problematic. Suburbs are popular, some transport thinkers tell me, because Americans just plain want to live in single-family houses with a big area of land around them. It’s mere snobbery for those of us who live in big, cramped cities to expect those who prefer the lower-density suburbs to adapt to living lives more like our own. There are plenty of similar trends among pro-car thinkers in the
But my experience last Wednesday – when I went on a coach trip with other reporters and analysts from
to , to see a car plant – suggested that
the current arrangement wasn’t even working on its own terms. Because rain had
slowed traffic, the tour bus was a good hour late arriving to pick us up. The
driver then spent a further hour or so fighting through nearly-stationary
traffic heading for central Toledo, Ohio Detroit before he
could drive at any reasonable speed on the way to Toledo.
Our hosts felt under stress throughout the day – and curtailed one of the most interesting parts of our visit in
Toledo – because of the problems of maintaining
our visit schedules on roads that made travel times unpredictable. I,
meanwhile, sat in something like awe of the quantity of traffic disruption
related to traffic heading into central Detroit.
“What would this be like if Detroit
were still a healthy city?” I asked myself, staring at the ranks of red rear
lights on the Interstate. The vehicles were heading for a city centre where
many lots remain vacant and whose population is only a third of its more than 2m peak. It wasn’t the first time I’d experienced big, severe traffic jams in Detroit’s morning rush
The problems I witnessed are only an extreme example of the pressures that any city with low-density, far-flung suburbs with poor public transport and a dense inner city will tend to face. I had a taste of how even high-density
struggles with such flows one morning in early April when a truck crashed on
the Brooklyn-Queens expressway and closed both carriageways. I was suddenly
sharing our neighbourhood streets with the vast lines of slow-moving car
commuter traffic that outer parts of Brooklyn, Queens, Staten Island and the Long
Island suburbs generate. I normally see such traffic only from a distance,
and generally only creeping towards its destination.
There’s a fundamental geographical problem. Distances in low-density suburbs are vast and forbidding for walking or cycling. But it’s hard to provide public transport for a place where the customers are all so far apart. When all those suburbanites jump into their cars to head for a city, the cars can’t all fit.
The root of the problem is partly social. I was watching in the rainy Detroit rush hour partly a distant reverberation from the shattering explosion of Detroit’s 1967 race riots, which wrecked vast tracts of the city and sent many white people – and quite a few blacks too – scurrying for the perceived safety of places like Troy. It’s an essential part of the bargain of living in a big city like New York – or London – that one puts up with – maybe even celebrates – living cheek-by-jowl with people of different racial or economic backgrounds or very different outlooks on life. Race riots, second world war bombing or, in
New York City’s
case, the deliberate policies of Robert Moses have broken that contract down in
the cities now facing the worst problems.
|Downtown Detroit: hassly but hopeful|
I’ve consistently voted with my feet on this issue. In my adult life, I’ve lived in dense, inner-urban areas of
and New York,
prioritising convenience of walking, cycling and public transport over avoiding
the hassles of inner-city life. Even when I visit the Detroit
area or , I make a point of trying to stay in
the inner city if I can. I’ve had aggressive panhandlers follow me and threaten
me in downtown Fort Worth, Texas Detroit.
But I still prefer the inner city’s challenges to the soullessness of the outer
None of which would matter, conceivably, if the suburbs were actually satisfying suburbanites. But, even with the continued pull of better schools and leafy tranquillity, there’s mounting evidence that leafy places like
Troy are losing out to asphalt-covered,
brick-built places like downtown Detroit.
New York City holds more people than it’s ever held, while suburban Long Island's population has grown more slowly in recent years than most of the rest of the region. It’s London – not the suburbs of
Hertfordshire or Surrey – that’s looking to
cater for millions of new residents over the next few years. Places whose
residents don’t need cars are becoming more attractive.
I won’t pretend, of course, that inner-city
Detroit – currently bankrupt, long corrupt
and full of houses being reclaimed by the prairie – is a paragon that other
cities should follow. But the growing activity in its downtown and the
sprouting of cycle lanes and the sight of the occasional cyclist give me some
optimism. It’s easier for me to see why the attractions of places like clean,
leafy Troy – where the only walking most people do is across the parking lot –
are starting to pale. It’s no surprise to me that the US’s most successful suburbs – the DC suburbs in
– are working hard at putting in bike lanes, improving public transport and
making people who want a congestion-free car commute pay for the privilege. It
would be heartening to see suburbs elsewhere – like Troy
or the most traffic-clogged bits of London’s
commuter belt – following suit.
|1st Avenue: sure, motorists don't know how to drive|
there politely. But Big Beaver Road it ain't.
For me, meanwhile, the motor vehicle-dependence was at least temporary. I had a long wait on my return to
for a public bus but took pleasure in sharing it with others. I then transferred
smoothly for my subway ride home, avoiding the chaos of the city streets above.
I took still greater pleasure the next day in taking the day off work and
heading out into the city under my own power. LaGuardia Airport
|The Queensboro Bridge: there are subways below, cars,|
buses and bikes on the surface and even a cable car above.
It wasn’t, I admit, a complete joy interacting with
New York City drivers as I headed north through Brooklyn
towards Queens. My first ride up
the new First Avenue bike lane on the Upper East Side was marred by the
discovery that drivers are as reluctant to yield to cyclists there as elsewhere in the city. Even on my ride north and round the top of Central
Park, I found myself sharing the roadway with cars whose drivers
viewed the park’s speed limit as optional.
But, after spending most of the week by a road that was impossible to cross, I found it hard to feel truly angry. The best bits of the journey – the well-designed bike lanes up Kent Avenue, the bike and pedestrian lane over the Queensboro Bridge and the ride south by the Hudson – made me feel quite the opposite. What a privilege it was, I realised, to live in a city where few need feel wedded to their cars and growing numbers choose to get about by bike. As I embark on a new week of hustling for space and priority with the city’s drivers, I’ll do my very best to retain that feeling.
Sunday, 4 May 2014
Brooklyn, a bridge, Manhattan - and the voice every morning in my head
Huh. Morning came around soon. Put bike into road. Swing leg over. Left shoulder? Nothing. Pull out. Brake again. Look right. Goodness that SUV’s coming fast. Swish. Swish. Swish. All gone? Start pedalling. Start pedalling, turn left, into the bike lane. Here we go.
Yeah, I like this first bit on Smith St. Head down. Bit of a slope. Get moving as fast as I can. 16mph. 17mph. Feels like skipping sometimes, pushing down hard each stroke of the pedals.
|Here we go. Yup. Here we go.|
Oh. Big Toyota SUV poking out from the sidestreet. Wheels? Not moving. Check over shoulder. Signal. Pull out round him. Stern look. What do I think that’s achieving? Driver probably hates me. Maybe just shakes his head.
Traffic backed up to lights. Slip down the bike lane. Car doors? Wheels moving? Doors? Wheels moving? Which way’s this guy gonna turn at these lights? Pull left round him. Stop.
Kind of like what they’ve done with
Carroll St subway station. Simple.
Modern. Red hand for pedestrians still flashing, flashing. Just red. So look up
at lights, look up at lights, green. Go!
Move legs fast, pedal, swing right before the cars catch up. Oops. Car poking into bike lane. Brake. Look over shoulder, pull round it.
There’s the school. I wonder what Alexander’s doing in his class. What’s it like to play out in that little playground?
But yikes. Car turning right in front of me. Brake, signal left to go round turning car.
dangerous and negligent driving this morning. Funny how they never send me the
memo about that. Scary. Carroll
But now it’s clear. Pump, pump, pump, pump legs. Slip onto the big chainring. Left shoulder? Clear. Left round that pothole. Car at the sidestreet, creeping forward slowly. Firm finger pointed at him. Eye contact. Ooh – fierce glare, driver. But you stopped, didn’t you?
|Spot the gap. Head for it.|
Here we go again, though. Huge truck, narrow gap letting me through to the lights. Look up at the driver. Seen me? Seen me? Good. Thumbs up. So off again. Yeah, Mr limo driver, I do need to pull out round this delivery truck. I do and that’s why I’m pulling into the middle of the lane. No, I’m sure you don’t like it.
Oh there’s that guy.
“Hi, Robert. Nice one they’ve laid on for us today.”
“I think it’s something to do with the Pulaski Skyway’s being closed.”
“Yeah, have a nice ride.”
So now Atlantic Avenue.
Yes, Mr Driver: I know you want to turn right. But I’m to your right and I’m going straight on. So hold on a moment. What was that swishing sound? Oh, that cyclist thought that gap was big enough to pass on my right? How many bikes are there at this light now? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight…
Green. Pedal fast, check left shoulder, guy’s not turning through me. How’s bike lane in this busy bit? Oh, guy’s signalling right into car parking. Brake. Check shoulder, signal, move left. Up to next lot of lights. Stop.
Funny seeing the Corrections Department buses. You never see the guys inside. Funny thinking how downtown
got a jail. Do they look out at me from the windows? High-rise jail. Funny.
Lights green. OK. Tricky bit by where they’re doing this building work. Glad they’ve moved the barriers. Didn’t like it when they had that big bulge out into the traffic. Now this corner. What are these minibuses always stopping in the right lane here? There’s that voice, the automated voice, “The walk sign to cross
St is aaawn.” Broad New York accent. Always funny. Read once about
the guy whose voice it is. Lives in Staten Island.
Why do drivers have that look of injured innocence when they finally give way and agree not to crush you? It wasn’t a big favour to wave me through, madam. Legal and moral obligation.
“The bridge is coming. Focus on that.”
Green again. Sir, I’m sure your life is not full of people you can defy. But I wish you’d express your sense of powerlessness another way. Your wandering slowly across my path is just frustrating when I have the light.
Cut through bus stop. Could all that grease make me skid? Into bike lane. Lights by that funny tunnel-underpass thing. Red. Stop.
Oh, please, other cyclists. Do not buzz that pedestrian. Please do not.
Ha, serious condemnation from a British person that, “tut, tut” – if anyone could hear me.
But no-one can and now lights are green. Mr Driver, I am not going to be able to fly over that car in the bike lane so I am sticking my arm out left until I see noticeable braking from you. Slowing down? Good, I’m pulling left and let’s go.
Green light by the college. Everybody’s flying towards
Tillary St, fast.
Oh, close pass. Better get over to the left somewhere. Signal left, check over
shoulder in left-turn lane. Get to front of traffic at Tillary St. Lights red?
There’s the bridge. I can see the bridge. The bridge is coming; the bridge is coming.
Policewoman over there directing traffic. How does it feel standing there with all the speeding cars, all the people crossing, all the cyclists trying to get to the Brooklyn Bridge or the
Hey, lookie here, Ms Policewoman – look at these cars trying to run down these
pedestrians. Interested? Didn’t think so. Manhattan Bridge
OK. Green light again and pedal fast. No, Mr turning-across-my-path, you have to yield to me, you have to yield to me, OK. I’ll swerve round you. Fast, fast, fast across this intersection. Cars lined up. Always feeling like they’re just waiting for the chance to run me over.
bike lane again but how are we organising ourselves this morning, fellow
cyclists? OK, OK. Let’s do two abreast this bit. Spurt of speed. Pull to front
of pack, now upset everyone behind by stopping for these lights.
Never mind. The bridge is coming. Lights green, go. Tricky bit here. Cut across the bridge off-ramp to the bike lane. How fast is that truck coming down the ramp? Probably OK. In the bike lane, ride down the side of the cars, get to the kerb cut for the bridge bike lane, swing onto the sidewalk, across under the bridge and it’s there:
bike path. Manhattan
Best bit of the ride this, best bit of the ride. Love the spiral on-ramp for a start.
Guy on fixie ahead. Never understand why people ride fixed over the bridge. Pedal, pedal, pedal. Catch up with him. Look into the Brooklyn-bound lane, clear, and bye Mr Fixed Wheel Loser, bye. Get some gears.
Up the slope, up the slope. Subway train climbing the slope too. Scan the passengers. None to wave at. Shoot me when I no longer feel like racing subway trains. Or maybe shoot me when I no longer feel like racing subway trains but check first if I’ve changed my mind with advancing age.
|Clunky hybrid rider: feel like I'll pass her, chance that I'll fail.|
Bye, Mr Citibike rider. Bye, Ms Pootling Along on a Cutesie Pink Bike.
Oh, hi, fixed-wheel rider overtaking me. Yeah, well, I’ve got kind of a heavy bike. Oh, there’s the long-bike commuting-with-kids guy. Kind-of hurts when he overtakes me with his kid sitting on the back. This wind catches my big frame. That’s the problem.
But who cares now? Climbing out over the river. Barge down below. What do they carry? Look out towards the
Always remember now that bushfire day. City covered in smoke, could barely see the
Williamsburg Bridge . Met Doug Gordon that morning. He
stopped to take a picture. Can see it OK this morning. Odd-looking bridge. Williamsburg Bridge
Now look for the
Empire State Building.
There it is. Sun on one side, shade on the other. Middle of midtown, looking
Best bit of the ride, this, best bit of the ride.
Past halfway now. Getting faster. 20 on the bike computer. Bye, Mr Citibike rider, bye, Ms Clunky Hybrid. Hello,
Not much of a cooking smell today. 22.5mph. Let’s go right over that manhole
cover. Love that clanking sound. Now slow for the final curves. Final awkward downhill turn. Brake for the
lights in Chinatown. Stop. But whish, whish,
whish. Other riders running the lights. Oh my goodness that car is going to hit
that guy. No, just missed.
|Empire State Building: in Midtown, in the sun.|
But now green and off, right.
Feels faster now, after the bridge.
Chinatown Dragon Fighters’
– always like that fire station name. Not sure it makes sense. But like it.
Speed up. Grand
down bike lane but red light at Delancey.
|Crossing Delancey: but not like in the movies.|
Crossing Delancey – wasn’t that a film? Yes, it was a film. Not sure what it was about. Tough street to cross, though. Tough. Probably not a film about cyclist safety, though.
But now green, speed up and off up bike lane and then Rivington, left, fast along Rivington until, oh, that old woman’s sorting her recycling in the bike lane again. Round her, then see old synagogue. Places change. Where did that synagogue’s people go? Four-way stop, hard to see, crane neck, nothing to see, then ambulettes in the bike lane. Not even sure what ambulettes are, but they’re always blocking the bike lane here. Stop at lights.
. Robert Moses built the park, yes
Robert Moses built this park the year he built lots of parks. He wouldn’t like
that I can ride a bike Chrystie-Forsyth Park
|Allen and Rivington: left and crosstown.|
Not really Italian any more of course. No Robert de Niros shouting at their
wives about the steak’s being overdone. Nice, though. Like this area but don’t
like its drivers. Don’t veer into the bike lane, driver, don’t come too close
because the bike lane’s closed here and I need to pull left; don’t walk in front
of me, pedestrians. Ah, sorry. Light’s changed. On you go.
Final push now. Lafayette, Broadway, crosstown. Feel like I’m making progress. Posh shops. Taxis stopping suddenly, manholes in the bike lane, gratings, feels like cyclocross some days, stand up on the pedals, hands on the brake levers and ready to steer fast round trouble.
But now at
avenue, swing round the taxis blocking the bike
lane, Charlton St
now, zip up the block. Signal left. No, Mr Taxi, you don’t just drive at me
like that. Stop at the lights. Left onto Varick, downtown a block, then wait at
Someone from the office.
Doesn't hear me.
Doesn't hear me.
Then right, down Vandam, pull over to the right and stop, get off, take off the bike computer. Bike onto the sidewalk, walk to the bike entrance, security pass and in. How many other bikes today?
Lock up the bike, grab the panniers, stride out the door.
Eight bikes today? That’s some – but not many.
Never understand it.
Best bit of the day, my bike ride. Best bit of the day.
The post is an edited and abridged transcript of the things the author says to himself and other people during a typical, 40-minute cycle commute from
Gardens, Brooklyn, over the Manhattan Bridge
to SoHo, . Manhattan
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